The Dark Crystal. This movie bugs me out for some reason. It’s like the original tele tubby weird shit. My friend puts it on when he wants me to leave.
How to pronounce Ikea furniture names. That ish is hard yo.
Rick Perry. This douche ran for president. He’s from Texas and is kind of like a Bush Jr/Ronald Reagan hybrid. Too bad he was dumber than both of them. Oops.
The Big Lebowski. I liked this movie, but white people love this movie.
Nikita Khrushchev. This Russian leader tested JFK with nuclear war through the Castro and the Cuban middle crisis. I don’t really know much more than that.
Jewish High Holy Days. I always wish my Jewish friends happy Chanukah but I don’t really know much about the other holidays. Sukkot sounds cool.
NRA membership. If you’ve seen Ted Nugent and the president of the NRA speak to their membership you would know why they are not so popular in the black community.
Russian Folk Songs.
Attending the Kentucky Derby. Not a lot of color in that crowd. Nice hats though.
Wes Anderson. Wes has a pretty impressive cv. I enjoyed the Royal Tenenbaums but I didn’t know much about Wes until this post.
Rugby. I remember seeing the movie Invictus And thinking there might be some black people on the South African rugby team. I was wrong.
Hoedowns. I think I went to one of these back in the day. It was awkward. But kind of fun.
Kale. A friend of mine once told me that kale is like collard greens for white people. Probably true
Yo Yo Ma. I’m such a hypocrite, I have a few of his songs on my iPhone!
Water polo. I’ve never seen a black person play water polo. I’m sure it exists somewhere.
