Stuff black people don't know nothing about

This is a completely ridiculous (and sometimes racist) list of stuff that 9 out of 10 black Americans could not speak to. It's different from stuff white people like, because on that site you will find stuff like "Asians". Black people know about Asians. Now you're just being racist. Very often (but not always), you can say after a post, "that's some white people shit". Or, "black people don't know nothin' 'bout that shit", while shaking your head. You are a 10 percenter if you are black and know about a post. Often posts on this blog are not something all white people know about, however, those who know about it are mostly white. While this is meant to be a social commentary and a complete joke, it may come off as a conspiracy to keep certain things from the black community. If you like what you see you will also enjoy my sister blog: Stuff white people don't know anything about and my homie's asian blog Stuff Asians don't know anything about Enjoy! Free Mixes too!
BPA.  Bisphenol A is hormone disruptor that everywhere, but apparently only certain members of society know about it.  

BPA.  Bisphenol A is hormone disruptor that everywhere, but apparently only certain members of society know about it.  

This American Life podcast.  I actually listen to it, but haven’t quite made my way to the Moth yet.  but here’s a link to my podcast:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-brown-dudes/id540432077?mt=2

This American Life podcast.  I actually listen to it, but haven’t quite made my way to the Moth yet.  but here’s a link to my podcast:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/two-brown-dudes/id540432077?mt=2

Hiring a nutritionist.   

Hiring a nutritionist.   

Boxing Day.  This is a big holiday in the UK I guess.  It’s around Christmas, but I have no idea what it celebrates.  

Boxing Day.  This is a big holiday in the UK I guess.  It’s around Christmas, but I have no idea what it celebrates.  

Triscuits.  These thick ass crackers are good with the right cheese.  I have never seen a box of them in a black household.  So you do the math.

Triscuits. These thick ass crackers are good with the right cheese. I have never seen a box of them in a black household. So you do the math.

Christmas Caroling.  I’ve done this once before in nyc and it was awesome.  But in the burbs it’s a pretty WASPy thing to do.  Fun though.

Christmas Caroling. I’ve done this once before in nyc and it was awesome. But in the burbs it’s a pretty WASPy thing to do. Fun though.

Running Marathons for Charity.  I think this photo pretty much sums it up.

Running Marathons for Charity. I think this photo pretty much sums it up.

Bordeaux.  This region of France has really good wines.  Unfortunately they are also really expensive.  

Bordeaux.  This region of France has really good wines.  Unfortunately they are also really expensive.  

Borscht.  Whether served hot or cold, it’s still beet soup.  Russians know how to make it best.  I was afraid of it for many years until I tried some really good Borscht.  Now I like it. I think.

Borscht.  Whether served hot or cold, it’s still beet soup.  Russians know how to make it best.  I was afraid of it for many years until I tried some really good Borscht.  Now I like it. I think.

Peggy Noonan.  This cuntbag talking head hates on Obama everyday.  She sucks.

Peggy Noonan.  This cuntbag talking head hates on Obama everyday.  She sucks.

Big Sur.  I’ve never been but I hear it’s beautiful.

Big Sur. I’ve never been but I hear it’s beautiful.

Sedona, Arizona. I’ve been to this special place.  Definitely on a lay line or something (maybe lay lines should go on the list?)

Sedona, Arizona. I’ve been to this special place. Definitely on a lay line or something (maybe lay lines should go on the list?)

Pagan festivals.  Let’s face it, not something black people take part in.  Unless you count voodoo of course.

Pagan festivals. Let’s face it, not something black people take part in. Unless you count voodoo of course.

Chinatown.  This could possibly go on the “white” list too.

Chinatown. This could possibly go on the “white” list too.

The difference between Sunni and Shia.  Until we invaded Iraq I didn’t even know either existed.

The difference between Sunni and Shia. Until we invaded Iraq I didn’t even know either existed.

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